Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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