I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
His hands were made for my vagina.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
