If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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