just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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