He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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