The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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