I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
