You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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