There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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