I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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