oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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