4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
this boner is exhausting
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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