$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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