Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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