Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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