I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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