I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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