I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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