Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize