summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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