You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
he thought i was a dude.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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