She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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