If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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