we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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