break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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