this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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