so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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