The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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