i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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