Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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