We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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