Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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