I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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