Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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