Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I forgot wine drunk hurts
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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