did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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