I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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