Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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