Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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