so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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