Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
nutella sex= disaster
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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