Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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