I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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