so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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