I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
