if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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