I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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