to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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