operation have a gay friend backfired
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We have started to decorate penises.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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