"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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