So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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