SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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