Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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