Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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