Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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