I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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