Cold hands, warm shart.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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