so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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